Alternative Banqueting Society
John Simeon Biggins - Join Gnomish Binges
or Beg His Sinning Mojo (you choose). Master of all, particularly delegation.

James Griffin
Sniffermajig - The mathmo with the kitchen and far too much time.

Christopher Buckle
Super Brothel Chick - Country Bumpkin, sleeps with the pigs. Widely competent, particularly in gossip.
MartinMartin Kleppmann
Pink Lamp Remnant - Musical maestro, gives an outstanding performance on the gong.

Responsable for many regretable mugshots.