Alternative Banqueting Society
Jeremy Gummow
Mum grew me joy - Whisky guzzling, knife fanatic, adds cookies and cream to bottles of rum and calls it pudding.
Clare Mcquitty
My celtic quart - Pyromaniac.
Jamie Sutherland
The manlier Judas - Young(est) conservative. Incompetent and masogenistic in the kitchen but says a mean Grace.
Lionel Nierop
Lonelier Pion - Viscount Lionel, chef, wine connoisseur and pretentious child.