| John Simeon Biggins - Join Gnomish Binges |  |
| or Beg His Sinning Mojo (you choose). Master of all, particularly delegation.Architect. |
 | James Griffin |
| Sniffermajig - The mathmo with the kitchen and far too much time.Architect. |
| Christopher Buckle |  |
| Super Brothel Chick - Country Bumpkin, sleeps with the pigs. Widely competent, particularly in gossip. |
 | Martin Kleppmann |
| Pink Lamp Remnant - Musical maestro, gives an outstanding performance on the gong.Responsable for many regretable mugshots. |